Hol[e]y Crap

I would like to start this post by saying that I love Singapore. It is a phenomenal city and I think I am going to truly enjoy being here. That being said, here is a little story from my first few days here:

So our office takes up half of the 9th floor in our building. The other half is another US company. There are no bathrooms located in our suite, only in the common area between the two offices. There is both an executive women's and executive men's bathroom and then a normal bathroom for men and one for women. Being the high-powered cool executive that I am under the illusion of being, I used only the executive (which just means single-stall) bathroom for the first few days I was here. Well, one day I decided to branch out and use the other bathroom. I walked in and saw, two stalls, one of which was handicapped. Ever since seeing a hilarious Seinfeld episode probably 10 years ago involving a handicapped stall, I have generally used regular stalls if they are available. So, I push open the regular stall door, and what do I see... A HOLE IN THE GROUND. No joke. There was no toilet...well there was sort of a toilet flush (heh) against the floor with two foot spots next to it. I didn't stick around long enough to figure out the mechanics of it all. First, I went outside to double check that I was in the women's room (I was) and then I quickly used
the handicapped stall and high-tailed it out of there...I will let you know if I discover more about this mystery.