No Danger Here

Two new friends (one british and one swedish) were talking about a recent day they spent at the beach. They had gone swimming at night and had been pretty far out and started to panic that sharks would get them. To calm themselves down while they made their way back, they were joking about how S'pore is so safe, that if a shark came along, someone would swoop down and save them. Everyone laughed and then the one local girl with us said, "Well, don't worry. There aren't any sharks in the cove anyway." We asked how she could be so sure. "Well the government fenced off the area with a net, so sharks aren't able to get in." They've thought of everything.