November 22, 2006

Sad

Today I am sad. I don't want to go into the reasons for my sadness right now, but just know that in order to lift my spirits I have broken my 'no Christmas music before Thanksgiving' vow. The decorations and lights have been up around town since November 1, and all the stores have been playing music for weeks, but I have resisted. (Ok, I will admit that I listened to them in my office very briefly last week, but that doesn't really count). Today, however, I am fully engulfed in BFAW's Christmas 2005 mix.

Baby it's cold outside, and I already feel a little better.

November 21, 2006

I give good wink.

There is nothing sexier than an unexpected wink. A private wink that is so subtle that nobody else notices. One that is so surprising that you find yourself unable to wink back because you are too busy blushing and smiling. I love that. A good wink stays with you longer than the second it takes to happen.

I think I have perfected my wink. My buddy from my last job and I used to spend an inordinate amount of time testing out winks on one another. It was a lot of fun. and one of the things i miss most about him. Most of this practicing would take place when we were in the back seat of Bfaw's car on the way to lunch, or across the table at a meal or meeting. It was during those practice sessions that I came up with my signature wink, which, if I do say so myself, is a killer. If you're lucky, maybe you will get to experience it someday. I'm not a winking bandit like Quasi was for a bit, but I'm not stingy with them either.

Anyway, the point of this post is not my own wink, but that belonging to someone else. Someone I know winked at me the other day, and although I have never thought of him in that way (and I haven't since), for the split second that I was his victim, my heart stopped and all I could think of was, woah.

November 15, 2006

Give me a ride.

I think I have mentioned that I take the bus to work. The public transportation here is great - clean, efficient, cheap. However, although I try to take the bus as much as possible, I also tend to take taxis quite a bit. Taxis are abundant here because owning your own car is outrageous. Because this is a small island, the government taxes cars at a high rate to avoid congestion on the roads.

On one hand, I really enjoy taking taxis. The cab drivers are reliably friendly and the cars are always clean and in good condition. The fares are cheap - I've never driven anywhere that has cost more than SGD 15 (USD 10) and that trip involved several stops and waiting. In addition, as you may expect to find in Asia, the taxi system has some neat technology integrated into it. If you have called a cab before, the next time you dial the number, you hear a recording offering to send a cab to the top three places you have been picked up before. But, get this, they use GPS with your phone signal so that the first pick up point is always the one closest to where you are. For example: when I call from my home it always asks if I want to be picked up there as option 1. When I call from work, my office is always option 1.

Once in the cab, the technology continues. I have had cabs where the driver pushes a button or pulls some sort of invisible lever that opens my door. It is also not uncommon to hear a recorded woman's voice say, "Please buckle your seatbelt" when you get in and "Please pay ____. Did you leave anything behind?" when you get out. As an added bonus for the drivers, a lot of cabs have small monitors in them that have map functions and also allow them to bid on upcoming jobs by touching the screen if they want the call.

On the other hand, there are several downsides to taking taxis. On more than one occasion I have been in a taxi that smelled remarkably like fritos. And there were no fritos in sight. I looked. Also, almost all of the cars are manual. And almost none of the drivers know how to drive without making me carsick. It is almost like they shift into second gear and then step on the gas until the engine starts to pull, at which point, instead of shifting into third, they step completely off the gas, which results in a constant bucking during your trip. But, I can live with that. The thing that blows my mind though, is that despite the fancy computerized maps, my taxi drivers have gotten lost numerous times. This has happened even when I have given specific directions. I mean, really, this is an ISLAND. And it isn't big. There are only so many streets. It's especially ridiculous when you consider that most of these drivers have lived here their entire lives. I've only been here for 4.5 months and I know my way pretty well already. So I guess this means that if things don't work out at my current job I have a back up career waiting for me.

November 08, 2006

Energy Drain

I have so many half way done posts about different things that I think are interesting that just aren't coming out well, so I have kind of given up blogging for a bit. Sigh. Overall, life is fine, but I have been feeling a little bummed out lately for no reason in particular. I think this makes stories about taxis, starbucks, gorgeous australian pilots, bathroom drama, halloween booze cruises, and bikini waxes (not all of these at once, by the way) just not seem so interesting when I start to write about them. Ok, well, not the bikini waxes, that hasn't even happened yet, but I am certain that after seeing this salon, that the post is going to be a gem. Stay tuned.